It wouldn’t be a CoC post if I didn’t remind you of the sheer volume of these fucking things I sift through just for 15 views a post. I don’t know who the fifteen of you are, but God bless you and your browser history.
That’s 425 comments worth of free-range misogyny, rage, and size-lies, and that’s only for a single video. With that in mind, this week we’ll be taking a look at the populace of this digital swamp and how its inhabitants interact. It’s a savage place not unlike a chimp colony, where the inhabitants speak in grunts similar to English while constantly drawing attention to their penis. Some are surprising, some are hilarious, and all of them have placed a heavy burden on my soul.
If someone asked me to give them a description of my FB newsfeed at any given moment, this would be it.
This post, on the other hand, is an accurate description of every Youtube comment thread ever. Go ahead and check. I’ll wait.
I don’t know which social media websites you have to be banned from to stoop to trolling on Pornhub, but I’d imagine this Topest fellow has a pretty extensive knowledge of them.
Now that opinions are facts, your opinion can be objectively wrong. What a time to be alive.
That’s why I come to Pornhub comments, a sense of community greater than any fraternal organization.
A common ancestor? You mean like a monkey?
Women love a man who takes charge. Women love a man who’s not afraid to pop the big question. Smithy5511 is both.
I’m happy for you, Hairy Dicksore.
And just like the Justice League, countless people beat off to them in the private darkness of their own room.
Put me in, Coach!
I don’t think this person knows how far apart those two places are.
I don’t know why a woman would search anywhere else for their dream man. Mr. Right is waiting patiently for you just above the related videos section.
Now how could a lady possibly say no to an offer like that?
I like this guy. Whereas other serial killers comment under the guise of wanting to engage in sexual congress, this gentleman just lets you know out in the open that he’s tryna wear your skin.
Any comment that can make me laugh automatically finds itself in my CoC folder. Welcome, Stevo.
Every time I scroll past this picture I laugh out loud.
I understand you’re making a joke, but with this modern trend of giving your children shitty “unique” names, it very well might be.
She cries a lot?
Son: Dad, how did you meet mom?
(Dad looks to Mom, they exchange loving and sentimental eye contact)
Dad: Well, son, Daddy was on his favorite website one night…
Son: Mom, how did you meet Dad…?
Son: Mom, how did you meet Mom?
Mom: com here.. wil tel storie
Probably not. But you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Don’t be afraid to spread your wings.
See! Ask a question get an answer!
I don’t know, dawg. Have you seen sneezing panda?
I don’t know, dawg. Have you tried garlic bread?
That’s a long… oh wait… HotFudgeFunday has this dad joke covered for me.
This is a great hashtag for work emails and church groups. Very Professional. I recommend.