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CoC VI: Dirty Words

As funny as sifting through these comments can be at times I’m frequently reminded, as I see a phone picture of another stranger’s dick for thousandth time, that these comments can get really dark. But what constitutes inappropriate for us might not necessarily be what the comment bots find inappropriate. So what is it that Pornhub finds too vulgar to allow getting into our virgin eyes? Even if you don’t want to, you’re going to learn another thing about the Pornhub comments section today

Welcome to CoC Mk. VI, grab a towel and a Redbull.

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Screencap from a porn websiteThen why did you even show up here?

Screencap from a porn websiteAh yes, I had forgotten about the time-honored curiosity boner. Carry on.

Screencap from a porn websiteThere’s an Oscar for that now? People might start watching again if there is.

Screencap from a porn websiteThat kind of marriage won’t be legal if prop 67 passes. Damn you, fundamentalist Christians!

Screencap from a porn websiteWell. If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.

Screencap from a porn websiteWhy did this person write “babies” like that? What is this, Xbox Live?

Screencap from a porn websiteIs this person censoring an age? That’s not even a dirty word.

Screencap from a porn websiteOh! I get it! The website bleeps out certain words automatically.

Words like:

Screencap from a porn websiteChildren- Even if you’re proposing marriage.

Screencap from a porn websiteUnderage- Understandably.

Screencap from a porn websiteDrugging- Even if you’re bout to take Charles to court.

Screencap from a porn websiteRaped- Especially if you’re an insane person.

Screencap from a porn websiteRaping- Way to stick to your morals there, Nick.

Screencap from a porn websiteForced- Even if it’s not actually in a cruel context.

Screencap from a porn websiteBlood- Even if your comment defies human anatomy.

Screencap from a porn websiteIncest- For those so inclined.

And this Isn’t even close to a comprehensive list. Especially considering that a startling of the people on this site can’t spell their own twisted fetishes.

Screencap from a porn websiteEither this man can’t actually spell “incest” or he’s disappointed that these people are humping plastic beetles.

Screencap from a porn websiteThis is the kind of positivity we need on this site. People being kind to each other, offering questionable medical advice.

Screencap from a porn websiteSee! I knew people on this site were capable of being sweet to each other!

Screencap from a porn websiteThat’s a little less adorable, but hey, good finances are part of a healthy relationship.

Screencap from a porn websiteThere we go. Making pie! That’s pretty cute. Wait a minute…

Screencap from a porn websiteWait, guys, you can stop with your promises now. These are getting worse…

Screencap from a porn websiteFUCKING WHAT

Screencap from a porn websiteWell at least Anita is enjoying herself still.

Screencap from a porn websiteUnlike this poor disenfranchised soul.

Screencap from a porn websiteMay the Cawk Hawk watch over us all.

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